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Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas

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The transcript of “Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas”, an episode of Dr. Elmo. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Dr. Elmo free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a honeymoon in our new RV. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me. Two baby twins and a playpin for our new RV.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me. Three days with her mother, two teeth and twins and a pale pipe for our new RV. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me A foreman grill three weeks with her mother Two toddler terrors and a cesspool for our new RV

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Fives from the teacher and a call from the collection agency On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me And five, two, chains with two, The roof of the RV, Not again!

On the seventh, Barkin' six cats, Funks with piercing, Kindy RV, Day of Christmas, My true love gave to me.

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