ep15 Looking For Old Stocks

There's music in the innit's night And pink dyspluses sing On the mighty walking sky Down our way A group of friendly folks in a town just like yours Spends some mighty pleasant evenings with old-fashioned singing practice They do the singing at Grange Beatons and picnics Church, socials and club get-togethers Their music gives a lot of pleasure to all the townsfolk

They usually meet for singing practice in the parlor of Eli Jenkins, who's not only leader of the singing group, but his town grocer and sheriff, besides. Eli's an important man out our way, but I guess no man ever gets so important that his wife can't remind him of his table manners.

Eli Jenkins, that ain't no fit way to be eaten here supper, with the newspapers stuck up there in front of you. But look what I just been reading here, Ma, here on page four. Oh, look at that.

Now look at that. I know. I'm going to go over my kitchen floor. Shucks, I'm sorry. But when you read what I've been reading, you won't care what's on the kitchen floor. Look at this little here item here.

Now, what do you think I'd care about an item on the financial page? I mean, oh, wouldn't he even be interested? If the item told you you're the same as a millionaire? Huh? Lanny Goshen.

You almost made me drop another dish. What kind of foolishness are you talking about? stop believing in Santa Claus, just listen to this now. Mr. R. P. Rupus of the Allied American Trust and Bond Association in his bi-monthly stockholders' report has announced that any outstanding shares of Blue Indian Gold stock of the 1903 issue E-series will now be purchased