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The Professor Was A Thief

Dimension X · November 5, 1950 · 30 min · 4,057 words

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Adventures in time and space transcribed in future. Can you predict what will come in 100 years or in 10 or in the next minute? Can you see beyond the known dimensions of time and space into the unknown dimension act?

Today we tell you a story of America's largest city, a story that's began in the bustling city of the New York-led. Sir, yes. Sweeney? Let's pop. Give me a re-write. Quick. Ah, take it. Okay, now.

There's one. Listen, Sweeney. Get yourself to a turkey's bed. Sober up. Where? Just a minute. Albert. What's up, pop? Call the hundreds detective precinct. Find out if anything's been reported missing. Like what? Like grand tomb. Go on, Meg, snap it.

Okay, pop. All right, Sweeney. Now, give it to me slow. Just better not be exact. Okay. Well, Albert. I don't get it. They say that... That... That's Grant. Who is God? Okay, call composing. Tell them the whole other thing for an extra.

They're out page one. It's dead gone. Don't pay screening now. The heck with the words give me the garbage. What happened? No, David. How many days? Nobody else. If anybody is dead. Oh, come on.

Nobody? Okay, you'll hope it back up there and get stories from... What, Mrs. Now call me back. Albert! Yes, Robert? university on the phone get a statement right research yes I'm going to talk to the BBC about anything like this ever happened before a world yeah I'll call the army find out about secret weapons hello

composing this is proper to be on the city desk start putting up an extra I want to hit the street in 20 minutes second extra now it's pictures okay what are you waiting for get them rolling pop oh I'm busy out of it yes sir Pop, uh, Mr. Colborne wants to see you.

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