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Mars Is Heaven

Dimension X · July 7, 1950 · 29 min · 4,095 words

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Weighies presents dimension X adventures in time and space transcribed in future On stage tonight dimension X and other in the weighies big parade of exciting half-hour presentations Say tomorrow's Saturday, you know, and maybe you don't have to show up for work a whole swell summer day for just what you want to do. So start off with a big holiday bowl of Wheaties at breakfast and just see

how it sparks up the morning. Wheaties are whole wheat, you know, and I don't have to tell you what good, sturdy nourishment that is. So if you've got fish to catch your golf to play or maybe a hike to take, just see how Wheaties can make it all a lot more fun.

You know why? Why, lady, Mr. It's just because you feel good when you've had your Wheaties. Those two fisted little hole wheat flakes are loaded with vitamins and minerals. And so are you. When you've had your Wheaties.

Go on, try them. Just you see how Wheaties at seven can help at eleven. When the first space rocket lands on Mars, what will we find? Will we be welcomed with open arms or will the Martians treat us as invaders?

Only one thing is certain. Some day a giant metal ship will take off from Earth to travel through the black velocities the silent gulfs of space, to descend at last into the darkness of the upper Martian atmospheres, and on that day, men will finally know the answer, the day we first land on

Mars. I'll hear this. I'll hear this approaching griddity-doo-dee son of a nation. Massage gravity suits. Stand by the land. Schuastic. What do you make of the terrain? There seems to be a heavy ground, this captain.

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