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Santa & Satellite

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In London, at a meeting of Parliament, Your Majesty, have you a statement to make on this terrible tragedy? Goodness gracious! We take you now to Moscow. We're here with the premiade of Russia. Kamra, the rocket has failed.

What do we do now? Come on to the front of the child again! Here is a report from Tokyo. Arasas, radio, Tokyo. The Imperial Government has this message. Ooh, la, la! Meanwhile, back on the satellite.

The satellite men are closing in. We can hear them outside saying... Santa has just escaped through the chimney. The sky is as Elvis is returning now to Earth. If you should look up at the sky this Christmas Eve and see a flying saucer pulling eight reindeer, chances are it's Santa Claus.

It's Santa Claus. Māori Kifla, A.I.S.A.

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