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The Witch Doctor

Song · David Seville · 1958 · 2 min · 227 words

The transcript of “The Witch Doctor”, an episode of David Seville from 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays David Seville free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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To do he says that I told which doctor you did he loved me true I told which doctor you did you loved me nice And then which doctor he came this advice and said that he'd be tiny But he just liked you, will he wiser And I'll admit I wasn't very smart

So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser And he taught me the way to end your heart My friend, which doctor, you taught me what to say. My friend, which doctor, he taught me what to do.

I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you. Ooh, ooh, a-a-ding-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang. Ooh, a-a-ding-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang. Ooh, ooh, a-a-ding-tang, walla-bing-bang. You've been keeping love from me just like you were a miser. And I'll admit I wasn't very smart.

So I went out and found myself a guy that's so much wiser And he taught me the way to your heart My friend which doctor he taught me what to say My friend which doctor he taught me what to do I know the human mind when I say this to you baby Who evil I obtain tang while I've been bang

Who evil I obtain tang while I've been bang Come on and who evil I've been bang to be a monster, but it's certainly not.

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