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(xxx) The Case of the Foolish Father

Counterspy · August 15, 1950 · 30 min · 4,095 words

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The American Broadcasting Company presents Counter Spy. Calling David Harding, Counter Washington, Calling David Harding, Counter Spy. Harding, Counter Spy. Calling Washington. United States Counter Spy.

Especially appointed to investigate and combat the enemies of our country, both at home and abroad. These counterspire reports to the American people are brought to you each Tuesday and Thursday. Tonight, case of the Foolish Father.

Mr. President, please sit down. I'll get some bread and rolls on his table. I haven't got all night. What's the good of my own in this joint? If I can't get served. I'll ask the floor show, Scott. Yes. What goes on here anyway?

It's only half-assed. Oh, you know I got that date with Hickman. Paolo, get going. When you go tell a band leader, tell Charlie to start the floor show. I want to see that new day and put around for it.

You must have liked it. And either way, Mr. Bay. Ah, people take all year to do the simplest thing. Ah, your trouble is you're a hurry some guy, lefty. Take it easy. Like you, Bobo, you fat monkey.

I got a lot of things to do in my life. Why don't they start the show? The show, the show. What's so terrific about the show? A crummy, clum, making six tired, forest veins. Selena.

Oh, the snake dance? I saw the photos when Charlie booked them. She dances in a filming costume with a fake snake. You thank you and good evening, Falls. Good evening. It's a privilege to welcome you to the Green Growl.

Liberty City's Smackiest Recreation Center. Tonight we've got a special Tarik for ya. And here it is. to the lawn. The dance of the sipping queen by Salina! Show the violet bar, thy please! And with that snake, oh mother, get my asbestos suit, I'm going to up fire.

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