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Postal Pirates Pt1

Counterspy · September 20, 1949 · 29 min · 3,689 words

The transcript of “Postal Pirates Pt1”, an episode of Counterspy first broadcast September 20, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Counterspy plays Counterspy free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Pepsi Cola, P-E-P-S-I, that's your smartest Cola by. Pepsi Cola presents counters by. Harding counters by, Coling Washington. United States counters by, especially appointed to investigate and combat the enemies of our country, for that home and abroad.

Tonight, the case of the postal pirates. Another counterspye report to the American people. Brought to you each Tuesday and Thursday by Pepsacola. Pepsacola, heads to spot two full glasses. That's a lot. That's right. You heard what they said.

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Why take less when Pepsi's best? And now to Counter Spy. In one of New York City's larger post office branches, branches it is mid-afternoon and fairly quiet then through the street door comes a remarkably pretty girl of perhaps 27. Arise are surprisingly cold and searching until they reach window number five. Well if they miss oh hello hello handsome

a hundred three five days in a row a hundred three cents stamps are you do a I've got a lot of men. I've got a lot of friends. I bet. And I can see the reason why.

Oh, I didn't know post-booked lures would make such pretty speeches. Oh, there are a lot of other things we can do too. That's why they keep you locked up in a cage? If you like to find out they let us out at five. Feeding time for the animals?

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