The Gory Story About Duane & Debbie
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Ahh! Fucking outfloy here! And I'm going to tell you a scary story games. Once upon a time, not too long ago on a Halloween night, two love-struck teenagers named Debbie and Wayne decided to go parking, watch the submarine races.
Well, at least that's what the Wayne told Debbie. Hahaha! Oh, cool! We are lurking here by the bushes, watching the four men act.
He had one eye up on his forehead, the other eye was below his cheekbone, and I'll tell you it was pretty tough for him to get fitted for glasses. They still talk about it and are identical.
Ho ho! That's pretty scary stuff so far, isn't it? And minute we don't want to mention For I'm coming from to make a long story short Debbie and Dwayne who were in the midst of a dry run Suddenly felt a cold chill after spines And they decided to peel out on an impulse
I'm in the same house, thinking they were safe, they pulled into a drive-in restaurant and ordered a couple of burgers and the waiter said, I'll have some rice for you, but what about that wal-eyed maniac in the back seat?
We don't want to get you by town, down up in the Allegheny Mountains, driving by the subcompact car, is that ugly maniac with the eyes all over his face, and under windshield with the car is a sticker that says,
Have a nice day! Ohhh! Have a nice day! Don't you get it? If the irony of the whole thing, seat the way for the sticker on and he didn't even have a very good day at all!
It's... it's a true story, I swear! I saw it wasn't scary! But quick! Pick up your eyes and... keep me with us all!
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