Boy Wears Pants Out First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages, I've popped the comic weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Well, little bit honey, how are you today? I know a little.

Fine, thank you. How are you? Quite fine, thank you. What is the riddle? If a boy wears his pants out, I'll tell you. Ask his father for money to buy a new pair? No. Mmm.

I got a job delivering newspapers so we can make enough money to buy a new pair? No. Oh, all right. I give up. If a boy wears his pants out, what will he do? Wear them in the pants.

Oh, that's a good one. Of course if he wears his pants out of the house, you wear them back in the house again. Yes, you have, you eat the funny so I'll save it for next week.

Oh, fine. So now could we please eat the funny? Puck the comic weekly? Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly.

And on the first page, under bringing up Father, Beatle Bailey. Magic words for the music please. Very well, my lady. Toot me a tooten, tweak me a tweeze. Squeeze our music for Bailey the Beatles.

Out at the army camp where Beedle is stationed, Beedle and his friend Bami are helping in the kitchen. Beedle sees the cook hand a pan full of meat and vegetable scraps to Bami. All right here Bami, put these bones and scraps in that pot where I'm saving the soup stock.