Halloween First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic-Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Hello! Hello little Miss Honey! Hey, where were you? Where was I when?

The night, the big night. Why, there I was sitting on a white picket fence. Third cloud from the left. In midnight past, you're waiting and waiting. And no little Miss Honey. Oh, you mean Halloween?

Yes, Halloween. Oh, I had a wonderful time. I shared more people. Yes, but where were you? I was waiting and waiting. Third cloud from the left. Goblins whizzing by from the north. Witches from the west.

E-duncles hooping it up from the east. What's the key, Uncle? And the oikyooix coming in from the south. Like you like? Oh, you want to watch out for the oikyooix. Well, what's the oikyooix? Just the opposite from the key, Uncle.

Well, what's the key, Uncle? Like I said, just the opposite from an oikyooix. Oh, give me a hand. How am I going to find out if you just give me the key and the opposite from the opposite?

Well, next Halloween, you'll look. And you'll find out, providing you meet me on the picket fence, third cloud from the left on midnight passes. You're fooling me. Why, I wouldn't try to fool you. Could we, could we, could we, could we, could we, could we?