Why Did the Little Boy Throw the Alarm Clock First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello hello hello little Miss Honey, how are you today? Oh, I know a joke. I'm fine too. Thanks. How are you?

Thank you. I'm fine too. Why did the little boy throw the alarm clock out of the window? Because he didn't want to have it wake him up too early in the morning. No Because he didn't want to know Oh, all right, then I give up. Why did the little boy throw the alarm clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly

Oh, that's very funny. I thought you would like it. But you'd like to hear another one? Oh, yes indeed, indeed. Yes. Alright. Why did the little boy put the hammer into the pillow? Ah, because he didn't want his little brother to get it and smash up his bicycle.

No? Uh, because he... No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. I give up then. Why did the little boy put the hammer under the pillow? Because he wanted to hit the hay. Oh, that was a very good joke.

Thank you. Now could you please hear the funny... Puck the comic weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly.