Will You Give Me a Room With a Bath First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and puddies. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic-Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Well, little Miss Penny, how are you today? I'm just saying thank you, and now it's your turn.

I'm just fine too thank you, my turn for what? You're turning a joke, you tell me jokes by reading the funny, so I'll tell you a joke by telling you a joke. Well, what is it?

Well, this already walks into the hotel, see? Yes. And this already walks up this quirk, see? Yes. And this already says to the quirk, Yes. And the quirk says, I can give you a room, But you'll have to take your own bath.

Hahaha. Hahaha. That's very, very good. Do you get it? Every Saturday night. Good. My bath. Oh, it's a very good joke. I thought you liked it. Puck the comic weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment.

But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly and on the first page under bringing up father Beedle Bailey. Magic merch for the music please.

Well, my lady. Don't me a tooten, tweet me a tweeze out music for Bailey the Beatles. At the army camp where Beatles stations were in the kitchen, the captain is telling the cook. Hey, cookie!

I gotta tip the general, let's come into each dinner with us and expect our mess hall. Thanks, sir. Well, cook a special receipt. And five minutes later, the cook is carrying a kettle of stew into the stove.