Riddle Nose Twelve Inches Long First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man And I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time! And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness Right out of the pages of Tox the comic weekly straight into your living room

Your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man Hello, Little Little Little Hello-Hello-Hello-Hello Well, holy silly, how are you today? My name is give up I can't do having those 12 inches long because then it would be a foot well I'm glad you like it now you tell me a riddle I gotta tell you joke all

right tell me a joke here's a joke teacher where are elephant sounds super very funny so large they never get lost so naturally you can't find them Please eat me little funny. Puck the comic weekly.

Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly. And on the first page, under bringing up father, Beetle Bailey.

Magic red for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Don't me a tooten, tweet me a tweedle. Squeeze out music for Bailey the Beetle. Beetle is working in the kitchen, helping the cook at the Army Camp today.

One in comes a sergeant. He's carrying two little plants that are in old coffee cans. Hey, Beetle. A captain wants his coleus plants watered and put out in the sun. Well, you find the water over there.

I'll set him here, and you water him for me, Beetle. The sergeant sets the plants on the table beside three cans of coffee. So there on the table are five cans marked coffee, two of them filled with dirt in which two teeny-winy plants are planted.