Why Is a Dogs Tail Like the Center of a Tree First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man And I'm here to read the funnies to your happy boys and honeys Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly

Straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man The jolly comic weekly man Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Well Little Mrs. Penny, how are you today? Oh I'm just fine, thank you! How are you?

Oh I'm just fine too. And I think it's time that I asked you a riddle again. Yes I do! It's time too! Alright why is a dogs tail like the center of a tree? Cirs!

Oh that's wrong! Why is the dogs tailWhoike the center of a tree? Because... No... There is me... Oh, because... No, and all that is in this. Nope, that isn't it either. Oh, why did I give up? Why is the dog's tail like the center of the tree?

Because it's farthest from the bark. He's a neat, a dog's tail is farthest from his mouth, and that's what he barks with. And the center of the tree is farthest from the bark. That's right.

Oh, that's right. Buck the comic weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page of the first section, Beatle Bailey.

Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Doot me a toot and tweet me treatle, squeeze out music for Bailey the Beatle. Today we're out at the Army Camp where Beatle Sergeant has lined a squad of men up on the parade grounds, all ready to put them through marching maneuvers.