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Butterflies First Comic - Beetle Bailey

Comic Weekly Man · August 2, 1953 · 28 min · 4,242 words

The transcript of “Butterflies First Comic - Beetle Bailey”, an episode of Comic Weekly Man first broadcast August 2, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Comic Weekly Man plays Comic Weekly Man free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and the honeys. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello, hello, well little Miss Adi, how are you today?

Yesterday I went on a picnic out in the country, fine thank you, and I saw the most beautiful butterflies. I didn't know that butterflies? No, not that kind of butter, butter can't fly, anybody knows that, I mean butter fly.

Oh yes, the ones with beautiful wings. And we caught several of them, and I'm excited to make a collection of butterflies. Well I think that's a nice idea. And at night my father caught a great big blue moth.

Oh, he did? Mm-hmm. It's bigger than a butterfly. It's a Luna mod. Oh, yes, yes, I know them. They're a light, blue-ish green. But when they die, the blue coloring fades away and they become white.

Oh, they do? Yes, but a Luna mod would look lovely in your collection. Well, that's very interesting. How come I thought it was that? Yes, do that. Oh, now could we please read the funny?

Puck the comic weekly? Yeah. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page under bringing up Father Beatle Bailey.

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