Captain Hook First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you, happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of hot atomic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello little Miss Honey, how are you today?

I'm just fine, how are you? I'm just fine too, thank you. I've been in this house all week. Well why are you in suspense? Well remember Captain Hook last week found out where Peter Pan's hideout is?

Yes. And I'm just so worried whether he'll catch you Peter Pan and all the boys and girls in Neverland. You know I've been worrying about that myself. Well, could you please meet the comic quick fast now so we can sign out right away?

Puck the comic weekly? Yeah. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly. And on the first page, under bringing up father, Beedle Bailey.

Magic what? For the music please? Beedle, my lady. Toot me a toot and tweet me a tweedle. Squeeze out music for Bailey the Meedle. We're out at the army camp where Beedle and his friends are stationed.

The sergeant is having problems. A soldier runs into his office. Oh, Sarge, Sarge, I got a splinter in my finger. Oh, oh, oh. And then another guy dashes in. I Sarge, Beagle climbed on the roof to get our baseball and caught us putting the gutter.