Rusty Riley to Live on Farm First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic-weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Hello hello hello hello! Hello hello hello! Hello hello hello! Well little Miss Honey, how are you today?

Oh I'm just fine thank you, but I'm very anxious today. Well who are you anxious about now? I'm very anxious about Rusty Rowley because you remember last week Rusty Rowley was to go live with a nice old lady on a farm, but when he got there he found out that there was a younger woman who was pretending to be an old lady.

That's right. And I'm wondering, is this young lady who's pretending to be the old lady of crook? And here's the man named Mel who was with her there, planning to do something terrible to Rusty?

Or will Rusty find out that something is wrong and escape before anything bad can happen to him? Well, you really are, anxious, aren't you? Yes. So could we please read the funny? Buck the comic weekly? Very well, I'll read that in just a moment, but before I do, let's listen to this nice man.

Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly and on the first page under bringing up father Beedle Bailey. Magic words for the music please. Very well my lady. Don't me a tooten, tweet me, Tweedle, squeeze out music for Bailey the Beedle.