New School Year First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness, right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly straight into

your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Well, little Miss Holly, how are you today? I'm just fine, thank you. How are you? Oh, I'm fine too. Now that the holidays are over and a new year has begun, I'll bet your back at school determined to make this the best year you ever had.

Well, I'm going to try hard, so I hope it'll be the best. Well, if you try, I'm sure it will. Well, like I said, I certainly will try. And I promise you, I'll do my best to have lots of good stories for you in the comic.

Well, there's one particular special one that you know I'm anxious to hear you read today. Tell me, is it about a little boy who lost his shadow? Peter Pan! So could you eat the honey's mouth?

Puck the comic quickly, very well. I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the comic quickly. And on the first page, under bringing up Father, Beetle Bailey.

Magic wits for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Tweet me a tooten, tweet me a tweeze our music for Bailey the Beetle. Today, Beetle is in the PX, which is the Army store where GIs can buy almost anything they need.