Four Days Before Christmas First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Fuck the Comic Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello, hello. Hello hello hello Well, little Miss Howdy, how are you today?

Well, Christmas only four days away do you think you asked us? Oh, I don't think I need you. Have you got your tree decorated yet? Yes, it is, and our house is all decorated with leaves and everything.

And are you going to hang your stocking before the chimney would care? Yes, I am, and I hope it's a nickel so certainly be there. There's just one thing. What's that? I'm not tying my own stocking.

Oh? It's roughly small, so I borrowed one of my mother's. It's longer in stretches. Oh, I see. Because I might get a dollhouse. And you certainly have to stretch a stocking to get a dollhouse inside.

Yes, you would. Well, I hope you get that dollhouse. And I hope all the boys and girls get everything they want for Christmas. And I hope all the grown-ups get everything they want for Christmas. I think it's a wonderful week.

So now I wish you'd please give me the sign. But the comic week, very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now, here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page of the first section, under bringing up Father Beedle Bailey.