Peter Pan Taught Children to Fly First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages, I've popped the comic weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Well, Little Miss Hari, how are you today? Come on, just fine, thank you. How are you?

And I'm fine too, thank you. Well, everybody's just fine, aren't they? Yes, they are. Now what's uppermost in your mind today? Oh, Peter Pan. And you know why? Why? Well, because last week, Peter's called John and Wendy and Michael had a fly.

And today is the day to go back to Never Never Land, and I managed to see them fly through the air with the greatest of ease. So could be hurry up right away, click now and read the funny?

Puck the Comic Weekly? Yes. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly and on the first page under bringing a father, Beetle Bailey.

Magic words for the music please. Very well, my lady. Toot me a toot and tweet me, Preetle. Give us music for Bailey the Beetle. Today, Beetle and his friend, Killer Diller, who loves the girls, are in town.

Killer sees a beautiful girl approach. She'll wait till she's right beside him, and then gives her the old wolf whistle. The girl gives killer the back of her head, and goes on down the street.