Making Christmas Card List First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness, right out of the pages of Putt the comic-weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man,

the jolly comic-weekly man. Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello Miss Honey how are you today? Oh I'm just fine thank you how are you? I'm fine too but I've been quite busy busy doing hot making up my Christmas card list and shopping for Christmas presents really she does like shopping with wild cats it's worse but to be

going shopping and a store filled with women. No really, do you mean that? Well it seems to me that when a man has to go to a store to buy presents for women, the women could let him get to the counter once every two days.

Well after all... Otherwise how can he get back to the office to make money enough to buy presents for next year? Well maybe... After all if a man has got a... Could we please read the comic?

And if he's... What'd you say? The comic. Could we please read them? You mean... Could we please read them? The funny papers. Oh, Puck the Comic Weekly! Very well, I'll read that in just a moment.

But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page, under bringing up father, Beatle Bailey. Magic words for the music please.