Tree Riddle First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Cuck the Comic Weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. I'm just fine too. What is it? Excuse me. I should have asked how you are. How are you today?

I'm fine. Thank you. I'm fine. Thank you. Well, that's just fine. You're welcome. Now you say you know a riddle. Oh, yes. What is the meanest tree in the world? The meanest tree in the world. I don't know. That's a strange riddle.

I don't think I can figure that out. What is the meanest tree in the world? A crab tree. Oh, that's very, very good! I know a riddle too! But he can't make... Many think it's tasty.

It is used the world around. It is not made of earth, but it is always ground. Oh, that's tricky. And it's longer too. Yes. And it's harder too. Well, I don't know about that. It's not made of earth, but it all loses ground.

I give up. It's coffee. Huh? Oh, that's very good! Coffee is ground in the coffee grind. Yes! Honey! Puck the comic weekly very well I will. And I'll read it in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man.

Here we go with Puck the comic weekly. And on the first page, Hop Along Cassidy. Magic works for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as he thunders along. Give us music for Hop Along.