Rusty to Finish Race First Comic - Beetle Bailey

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Well, little Miss Arnie, how are you today? I'm still very anxious.

Well, you were anxious last week. Well, I'm even more anxious today because last week Rusty was riding in the race to try to win the $1000. But we stopped just before the race was to end.

And I'm anxious to see if he'll win today. And I'm anxious too. And then I'm anxious to see whether Dick and Captain Perry will get their ship unstuck. Because if they don't, the enemy could just blow them to pieces.

Now, you see why I'm anxious? Now I see, and I'm anxious too. Well then, will you please hurry and read me the funny? Puck the comic weekly, I'll read that in just a moment, but first before I do, let's listen to this nice man.

Now here we go with Puck the comic weekly, and on the first page under bringing up Father Beedle Bailey. Magic words for the music please. Very well my lady. Shoot me a tooten, tweet me a tweedle, squeeze out music for Bailey the Beedle.

Beedle is at the amusement park getting a little relaxation from his problem for the army. At a shooting gallery, he makes a bull's eye, the attendant says, Congratulations, Mac, you're one of our best primes.