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Keeping New Year Resolutions First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

Comic Weekly Man · January 27, 1952 · 28 min · 3,820 words

The transcript of “Keeping New Year Resolutions First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy”, an episode of Comic Weekly Man first broadcast January 27, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Comic Weekly Man plays Comic Weekly Man free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello! What the hell? Little Miss Honey, how are you today?

I'm just wondering. Are you still keeping your New Year's resolutions? Yes, I think so. Those things I said I would do better. Oh, how's that? Well, I found out where my mother kept the candy that she got the Christmas.

So I was going to take a piece. But I remember just some time and I didn't. Was it hard to put the box back without eating a piece? Yes, it was. But I promised myself I wasn't gonna take anything unless I asked.

So I didn't, so I asked instead. And did your mother give you the candy? Yes, he gave me two pieces. Only one sweet hand, not the straw my appetite, and one sweet later after I'd eaten.

You know, whenever I wanted to. Well, that just shows, doesn't it, that honesty is sometimes rewarded? Yes, it's that. And now I'm going to reward you by reading the funny. Thank you. You're welcome. So here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly.

But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly. And on the first page, hop along Cassidy. Magic words for the music, here we go. Ticks guns blazing as he funders along.

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