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Valentines Day First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

Comic Weekly Man · February 10, 1952 · 28 min · 4,351 words

The transcript of “Valentines Day First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy”, an episode of Comic Weekly Man first broadcast February 10, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Comic Weekly Man plays Comic Weekly Man free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I'm the comic weekly man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's Comic Weekly Time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. Hello! That's funny! How are you today? Oh, I'm just wonderful!

And I know why! Because this is an exciting week! Lincoln's birthday and St. Valentine's Day come this week! That's right! And I don't blame you for being excited! And you know something? My girlfriend, Diane, has a birthday on Valentine's Day.

I'll bet you a few things, Diane! Yes, I'll bet you she is! You know, the people from Valentine's, Titty and Valentine's Day, See my Valentine because I love you. How did that get started? A long ago people said Valentine's Day is sad.

It's a special day when you should tell the person you were in love with that you love them. It's not nice. So that's how it all started I guess. Isn't that nice? And so today we send Valentine's to people we like too.

So we can let them know we're thinking of them even though they aren't the ones we love the most. Isn't that nice? Yes, it is nice. Now you know what I'm going to do. We need a funny?

That's exactly what I'm going to do. That's nice too. Yes, puck the comic weekly. And I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Well, here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page, Hop Along Cassidy.

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