School Is Over First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic weekly man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. And I'm here to read the funnies through you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's Comic Weekly Time. And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Fuck the Comic Weekly straight into your living room, your friend the Comic Weekly Man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Well, little Miss Lenny, how are you today?

Oh, I'm just fine. I'm extra fine. And why are you extra fine today? Because my school is over and I've got the whole summer for vacation. Well, isn't that nice? Your school's over and all of the other schools will be over pretty quickly too.

Of that, I'm sure. And then everybody will have a vacation for the whole summer. Isn't that wonderful? Well, it will be wonderful if I can be sure of one thing. What's that? That you won't be so busy taking a vacation that you'll forget about me.

Oh, I won't forget you because I want you to read me the funnies every Sunday and summer too. That's fine and I'll be here every Sunday all through the summer. Goody. Now, will you please read me the funnies?

Puck the comic weekly? Very well I will in just a moment but before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly and on the first page, Hop Along Cassidy.

Magic words for the music please. Very well my lady. Six guns blazing as you thunder so long. Give us music for Hop Along. Hoppy has not yet discovered the Doc Wiley was the man who shot Slote just as Hoppy was questioning him.