Alarm Clock Riddle First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Little Miss Holly, how are you today? Can I know a little?

Well, quick tell it to me. Why did the moron throw his alarm clock out of the window? Why did the moron throw his alarm clock out of the window? Why did the moron throw his alarm clock out of the window?

He wanted to see time fly. That's very good. Do you know any moron each little? I think I do. Why did the moron take a bottle of ketchup to bed? That one I never heard.

Why did he take the cat? Oh, it sounds crazy. Why did he? He cuts up on his sleep. Oh, that's so many! He cuts you up when he sleeps. Now you read me the funny?

Puck the comic weekly. Very well, I will in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly. And on the first page, hop along Cassidy.

Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as he thunders along. Give us music for hop along. Sloat the outlaw had slipped into the town of Buckskin to see Doc Wily, another crook.

Sloat happened to look out the Doc's window and saw Hoppy riding into town. Wily told Sloat to take his horse and bug in, slip out the back way. As soon as Sloat was out of sight, Doc Wily double crossed him and sent Hoppy after him.