April Fools First Comic - Hopalong Cassidy

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Fuck the Comic- Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Hello, hello, hello, hello! Hello, hello, hello, hello! Hello, hello, hello! Hmm, no one here to listen to me today?

Alright, guess I'll just have to run along. Goodbye, no one. April Fool, come here! April Fool, I just left. Well, come back again, please, read me the funnies. April Fool, I will. I knew you were just playing this game.

Oh, yes, April Fool's a good game, isn't it? Yes, I had lots of fun. I fooled lots of people. Good for you, now let's fool around with the funnies. Alright, please. Alright, I'll read Puck the Comic Weekly in just a moment, but first let's listen to this nice man.

Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and on the first page... Hopper Long Cassidy. ...and that will read right now. Mad regrets for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Six guns blazing as you thunder so long.

Give us music for Hopper Long. MUSIC Hoppy, California and Lucky have been put in jail by the sheriff of Ria Vista On a charge of kidnapping down Raymond's boy, Felipe. No one will believe Hoppy's story that he saved Felipe from outlaws.

In the meantime, slowed in his gang and stirred up the citizens of Rio Vista. And they've all marched on the jail in an endeavor to break it open and hang Hoppy in his pales without a trial.