Fine Time First Comic - Flash Gordon

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's Comic Weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Out of the pages of fuck the comic weekly straight into your living room your friend the comic weekly man The jolly comic weekly man How are you today? That's fine. I'm fine too sounds like this is gonna be a fine time If you have a fine joke in the comics we should find one

Goodie, please read me the funny. Puck the comic weekly, I will in just a moment, but before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and at the top of the first page a little snookerman.

Yes, but could we turn over the page to Flash Gordon? It's so exciting, I just can't wait. Well sure we can, because Zarkov Flash's friend has come in the rocket ships from Mungo. Just in time to save Flash.

Uh-huh, and Zinn had escaped with a machine by which he controls the zombies, and they were just about to overpower Flash when Zarkov came. Well, I wonder whether Flash and Zack-Ov'll capture Zinn now, so let's please read.

Since you said please, we will read Flash Gordon. For Ega-Rega-Doon-Doon, Zaskam-A-Tash, let's have music for heroic Flash. Zark-Ov is seen Flash on the ground below, and has landed his rocket ship to pick him up.

Safe behind a ring of flame, Flash helps the rebellious Rubia into the rocket ship. Flash laughs. Zark-Ov'll man you landed just in time. Zinn's zombies nearly got us. Quickly they take off. They zoomed to the volcano crater where Dale was hiding. As Flash steps out of the ship, Dale throws her arms around him, almost weeping with joy. She tells him she was afraid he was