Riddle about Chimney First Comic - Snookums

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man And I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness Right out of the pages of Puck the comic weekly straight into your living room

Your friend the comic weekly man The jolly comic weekly man Hello! Hello hello hello hello Well, there's the mitt's honey. How are you today? I feel just wonderful and I know a little. You do? What is it?

What goes up the chimney down, but won't go down the chimney up? Ummm... I give up. What is it? Numbrella. Oh, that's wonderful. What did you learn there? Oh, I just heard it. Now, please read the funnies to me.

Puck the comic weekly. Very well. I will in just a moment. But first, here's that nice man with something interesting to say. Now, here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly. So spread out the funnies before you everyone.

And here on the top of the first page is Snook'em. Magic wits for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Diddle-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! We come at the Mook'em. Let's have a little doo-doo-doo-doo, and for a little Snook'em.

Stoo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Archie, here's a terrible ragged and that's just into the room. Woot! Find Snook'em for the hammer in his hand and a beautiful jar smashed her pieces on the floor. And Archie exclaims, No, Snookums, you bad, bad boy. Don't be so destructive. A hammer is used to build things in the world. Now I want you to remember that.

Snookums looks at Archie very thoughtfully, and Archie goes on, I want you to go to your room and think over what I told you. Snookums turns around to go to his room, last picture top row and he cries, No, nobody loves me anymore.