Very Hot First Comic - Snookums

Time the comic weekly man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. And I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's Comic Weekly Time. And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Fuck the Comic Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the Comic Weekly Man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. Well, little Miss Honey, how are you today? Warm, how are you?

Hot. I'm sorry, how is that I could do something about it? Well, the only thing you can do with the weather is to live with it. Well, I think I could live with it easy if you'd please read the funny story.

Puck the comic weekly? Yes. Very well, I will, in just a moment. But first, here's that nice man with something interesting to say. Now, here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly, and at the top of the first page...

Knuck on, snuck on, snuck on! Well, since you're excited about that, we'll read Snook'em, Snook'em, Snook'em. Snarking, wait for the music, please! Very well, Millady. Diddle-ee-dah diddle-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Wake up, Mac and Bookhams. Let's have a little tune for little Snuckhams.

Rosie tells Archie that Snookhams isn't in the house. She wonders if Snookhams might be lost. Archie says, "...Oh, gosh, my baby, I'll go look for right away!" And by the time you can say, "...Come out, come out wherever you are. Archie's running off down the street killing."

Snuckums! Snuckums! Can you hear me? And so daddy snuck! Last picture top row he finds two men and one says, Hey what's the matter, pal? Lou Sutton? Archie answers excitedly. Well my baby's lost, will you help me look for him?