Man Who Doesnt Do a Day of Work First Comic - Snookums

I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes boys and girls, it's comic weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly straight into your living room, your friend, the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Hello! Little Miss Honey, how are you today? I'm wonderful, I'm just marvelous!

Well, that's wonderful! As a matter of fact, it's just marvelous! You funny man! Tell me a little please! Very well, what man never does a day's work in his life? No? That's me, that's Ralph doesn't work.

Doctor, on the wrong crack. I'll tell you, it's a night one. That's very funny! A night watch when works is nice! That's why it's never in the day. Yes. Now let's read the funny. Puck the comic weekly. Very well I will in just a moment.

But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go again with Puck the comic weekly. And on top of the first page... Snook'em, snook'em, snook'em. Very well since you're so eager beaver.

Snack'em, for the music please. Very well, my lady. Diddle-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Wega mac-a-mook'em. Let's have a little two and pull little snook'em. Today a man is trying to sell Archie an accident policy. which guarantees Archie that if he becomes hurt through an accident, the insurance company will pay him the money for Dr. Bill. Archie sits in his chair in

the living room talking to the salesman and he says, you know what you see I've never had an accident. You see? Suddenly Snookum's toy airplane buzzes straight at Archie. Last picture top row and knocks him in the head. Well no sooner does Archie sit up than first picture bottom row. A ball sails through the air and bounces off