Riddle about River First Comic - Snookums

I'm the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man And I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys Yes boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time And here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness Right out of the pages of Puck the comic-weekly straight into your living room

Your friend the comic-weekly man The jolly comic-weekly man Hey hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello La me sorry how are you today? You have a riddle for me today. I said how are you today fine do you have a riddle for me today.

Well don't you want to know how I am. Fine, do you have a riddle for me today? Yes yes what is a bed but never sleeps and has a mouth but never eats. Has a bed but never sleeps. That's hard. Well I'll make it easy for you the answer is a river.

Oh yes, a river has a bed and it never sleeps. It keeps running all the time. And it has a mouth, but it never hits. That's very good. Now please read me the funnies. They're always good too.

Puck the comic weekly? I will in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. Now here we go with Puck the Comic Weekly and at the top of the first page, a snooker.

Oh read that please. Very well. Magic wits for the music please. There you are, my lady. Diddle-diddle-doo, wake up mac-a-mook-ums. Let's have a little tune for a little snook-um. Archie and Snookums are at a carnival. Archie buys Snookums a balloon and holds the balloon while Snookums goes on the merry ground. First picture next row, Little Boy asks Archie,