Christmas in One Week First Comic - Snookums

The comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and honeys. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic-weekly time, and here I come right into your house to bring a little fun and happiness.

Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic-Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend, the comic-weekly man, the jolly comic-weekly man. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello.

Hello, hello, hello. Hello, Miss honey, how are you today? Oh, I'm so excited. I can just hide you wait. Excited about what? Can't you guess? Why no? I have no idea at all. Oh my, you grown-ups.

Christmas is coming in one week. Oh, that's right. Jolly Old St. Nicholas, little Jack Horner who pulled out a plum. And jingle bells and presents and presents And don't you just love it? I certainly do, and I'm sure it's going to be a wonderful Christmas.

Oh, Christmas is wonderful, I'll only... Yes, it is. Just because it's Christmas. That's so true. Now, please read me the funny. Pock the Comic Weekly. Very well, I will in just a moment, but before I do, let's listen to this nice man.

Now, here we go with Pock the Comic Weekly, and on top of the first page... Oh, then sweet little snookums. Oh, so it is, and I'll read that right away. Magic Wits for the music, please.

Very well, my lady. Little, little, little, little, little. We come back, a Muckums. Let's have a little tune for little Snuckums. Archie is downtown with Snuckums. Archie turns his head, and a second later, Snuckums is walking right out toward the street.