Club Chi-Chi Part 1

Here is now an established celebrity in Midland City. And from time to time, the Intrepid crime fighter is called upon to make personal appearances on Midland City Radio and TV shows. Good evening. This is the Wallace Helium Show.

This is your program because through the magic of Wallace Helium's invention, the telephone, you the listener can take over and express your opinions. Now the host of your program, Wallace Helium. Howdy and welcome to my program. I'm Wallace Helium.

Thank you. Thank you. This is Wallace Helium saying thank you on my program. And now meet Mr. Helium's first guest on your program. My program. Midland City's crushing answer to lawlessness and or evil. The wonderful white-winged warrior, chicken man.

Welcome. Welcome. That's enough folks. Yeah. Welcome to my program, Wayne D'Worrier. Thank you very much. I'm Wallace Helium and this is my program. I know and it's... People are going to call on my program and ask you questions.

Fine, I'll look forward to... I'm Wallace Helium. Call right now this telephone number. The number is Wallace for four. When you call, ask for me Wallace Helium because it's my program. Yes. Hello, this is Wallace Helium.

Is the wing warrior able to leave tall buildings? You want the winged warrior to answer a stupid question like that. I'm sorry. What's your name, daughter? Lanna Tischman. If you ever call me with a stupid question again, I'm only embarsed you in public on R.

Right here in front of my millions of listeners. Okay. All right, go ahead and answer Lanna Tischman's stupid question. What was the question again? Look, if you're gonna be on my program, you write down the question.