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Strange Teddy Bear (Part 2)

Song · Chickenman · 1967 · 1 min · 267 words

The transcript of “Strange Teddy Bear (Part 2)”, an episode of Chickenman from 1967. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Chickenman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Our last very exciting episode, the wonderful white winged warrior, had decided to become the first man to fly the Atlantic. Ah, things were a little slower on the commissioner's office. The commissioner and his secretary quickly agreed with this plan, and swiftly arranged a rousing send-off for the winged warrior at the great Midland City airport.

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Gee, this is certainly some of that. And not much later, along the ocean's edge, with a large crowd of mittland citizens looking on. Boy, must be about fifteen people here.

The wonderful, white-winged boy. You carefully buttoned up his full-length yellow raincoat, with matching hood, noting as he did this. I wore this raincoat all through great school. Pumping the mask mother to embrace her son, the feathered fighter, with the words.

Be a good boy and don't doddle along the way. Oh, no mother. Well, so long, Commissioner. Yes, why don't you shove off now. Okay, goodbye, mayor. Why don't you shove off now? Alright, so long this helping her.

And with these final farewells accomplished. The fantastic foul turns and slowly climbs a large 14-story tower, constructed along the ocean's edge especially for this Atlantic adventure. So long everybody! Climb faster winged warrior! And as the winged warrior finally reaches the tip top of the tower.

Jump winged warrior! And the winged warrior lifts his arms! Go! Go! and flapping them vigorously against his raincoat. He leaps from the 14th Story Tower and plunges immediately into the ocean below. I was wondering why I was standing here holding his wings.

Wow!

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