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Purse Snatcher

Song · Chickenman · 1966 · 2 min · 370 words

The transcript of “Purse Snatcher”, an episode of Chickenman from 1966. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Chickenman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Don't kill us! She stole their food. She demolished their boat. Before she was through, they were killing each other. They hunted her.

They fought her. She gave him a banish. Cajun style. Coming to this theater soon. Rated R. Speaking to you on a matter of urgent importance, here is the police commissioner of Midland City. Thank you.

The commissioner will speak to you directly from his office in City Hall. Here for my office in City Hall, I... Thank you, Commissioner, for copies of the Commissioner's speech, right to speech, in Cara of Biddland City Hall.

This program was recorded. I wonder if I could do that again from the top. I did that. All right, may I get again from the top? I could use more time. It's an urgent matter that...

You're the announcer. 60 second speech, take two. Let me know how my times go. And now speaking to you on a matter of urgent importance, here is the police commissioner of Biddland City. Don't you want to tell them I'm speaking to you?

The Commissioner is speaking to you directly from his office in City Hall. During the past several weeks we have recalled for you the classic adventures of the most fantastic crime fight of the world has ever known.

At times the excitement reached such a fever pitch we received such comments as... I wonder if I could do it to this office floor now. Not now Mrs. Pippchick, I'm on the air I'll tell you when I'm finished.

It was just yesterday in fact that the famous foul accidentally dissolved his entire body and I'm sure many of you feel this is the end. Thank you Commissioner. For not yet I'm not finished. When I'm finished I'll say I'm finished.

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