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Amnesia Part 3

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The transcript of “Amnesia Part 3”, an episode of Chickenman. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Chickenman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Heyyyy It's a crazy eddie Christmas in August audio blow outflits crazy eddie is gonna save you up blizzard of bucks I'm scario, rat systems, compactist players portable stereo, speakers, turn-d Robots, receivers anything and everything in audio is on sale now Remember we are not undersold we will not be under sold We can't be under sold

and we mean it It's a crazy eddie Christmas in August audio blow outflits get anything and everything in audio on sale now crazy eddie his prices are take that INSANE The world is about to be destroyed by a very diabolical.

And once again the wonderful white-winged warrior isn't around, because at the moment he's flying across the Atlantic Ocean of all places and can't be reached. And therefore, in a desperate effort to find help during this crisis, the commissioner of police turns to the only other person big enough for the jump.

Hello, this is the masked mother speaking. Yes, this is Miss Hellfinger maternal Marauder. Oh goodness, how are you, Dolly? Fine, I'm calling for the commissioner. He's not here. Look, thank you. The commissioner says it can- Tell you we must have lunch together soon.

Yes. I have found the most adorable little restaurant with the most darling little dress shop next to it. Very nice. The commissioner said to tell you that the world is about to be destroyed by a very diabolical.

Oh, please don't talk about things like that. I'm sorry. That means there will be looting, and pillaging, and plundering. Tell me all about it. Well, the commissioner would like you to come over right away and help save it.

Say what? The world. He saved the world? That's the idea. Oh, I couldn't. I simply couldn't. Well, I'm sorry, but one thing my hair isn't even said. Why? I don't really think I don't have a thing to wear.

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