Recalling Origins

Another exciting episode in the life of the most fantastic Prime Fighter the world has ever known! Benton Harbor employed as a shoe salesman for a large downtown department store spins his weekends his only two days off, striking terror into the hearts of criminals everywhere as the white-winged warrior called Chicken Man.

How did it come about that Benton Harbor weekend winged warrior selected the visage of the chicken in his crusade against the forces of evil? Now it can be told. Yes, may I help you? How do you do? I'm looking for a costume.

What did you have in mind? Something that will strike terror under the hearts of criminals everywhere. I see. Well, how about this? Hmm. Now I don't think so. Why not try it on? Very well.

Here, I'll help you. Thank you. There you are. Take a look in the mirror. Hmm, not bad. I wonder if you would permit me to conduct a quick experiment outside this store. Certainly. Pardon me, sir. Yeah? Are you by chance of vicious criminal?

Uh-huh. Fine. Would you take a look at this costume, I'd worry. Yeah. Do you feel anything strange? Uh... Anything at all. Uh, yeah. And what is that? I'd, uh, like the kitchen. Kiss me? Yeah. How do you account for that?

Because you look like an adorable bunny rabbit. Well, how did it go? What else do you have? A teddy bear and a chicken. Hey, teddy bear? It'd be cute. Wrap up the chicken, please. Be listening tomorrow for another exciting episode in the life of the most fantastic crime-fighter the world has ever known.