The Strangler Part 3
Song · Chickenman · 2 min · 324 words
The transcript of “The Strangler Part 3”, an episode of Chickenman. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Chickenman free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
Transcript
That's a harbor. Works as a shoe clerk Monday through Friday for a large downtown department store in Midland City. However, on weekends, his only two days off. He dons the weird costume of a fantastic feathered fighter to strike terror into the hearts of criminals as Midland City's white-winged weekend warrior chicken man.
Ah! In today's exciting episode, we find the feathered pal after a fruitless search for the vicious strangler on his way back to Midland City Hall. I stepped over at a bus please. Does this bus go to Midland City Hall driver?
Oh yeah it does, Mike. Thank you. Pardon me, Madam, is this he taken? No. Thank you. Thank you. Yes? Why don't you pumpkin those wings for you? I'm sorry I didn't realize it's doing good.
Hey, did you chicken man? Yes, I am. That's what I thought. Listen, let me ask you some. Of course. How come if you're a chicken man, you don't fly instead of taking the bus? Well, you see, I believe it is my sacred duty to use my rare gift only when striking terrific terror
into the hearts of criminals. You can't fly, can you? No, you see, it's not that easy. Hey, yeah. You know what your Magaudie here can't fly. No, Jim. Hey, hey! Yeah? You know what your Magaudie here can't fly.
What's the wings for them? What's the wings for them? Yeah, what's the wings for them? Good citizens allow me to explain. I do fine. However... No, they can't answer. It is my convention. Only during times of commitment.
Oh, for a moment. Jump off the roof! Good citizens, good citizens. I understand your point of view. However, you must understand my point of view. Well... How's the feathered fighter going to handle this little Christophate?
Read the full transcript with Potato Plus
1 more paragraphs, about 1 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listThat was the 60-second preview
Keep listening with Potato Plus: every episode, on demand, from any moment.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listAll Chickenman transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive