The Scariest Halloween Ever

Because I'm a haunted house, and that's what I'm here for, to scare you. Ha ha ha ha ha! If you're brave enough to come closer, you'll soon find out what a perfect haunted house I really am.

And I have ghosts that can boo right through. Have I scared yet? Ha ha ha ha! Wait till you meet the ghostly trio. terrifying, scarifying, ghostly ghosts named Fat Soul. Fat Soul? And laser. You hear that? That's the old hoot-owl.

He doesn't even get too close to me. Soul feared, am I? You would think I would be the envy of every other haunted house. But for one thing, You see, I have one ten to call himself a ghost, but the shame of it.

His name is Casper, the friendly ghost. And Casper is boo-less, he never was. And he is friendly to little children, to birds, to rabbits, to everyone, even me! Oh! It's so embarrassing. The whole world loves Casper, even me!

It all started one night when the ghostly trio were practicing their booze for Halloween E. Just as sure as my name is Fatso, we're gonna make this the scariest Halloween ever. Listen to this one, fellas. Boo!

How'd you like that one, Fatso? Not bad, not bad at all, Fatso. Well, you better wake up for the night, Lazyo, because this is gonna be the scariest Halloween ever, right, Casper? Oh, that's so I hope you're not serious about that.

Well, what do you want, a friendly Halloween? Well, what's the matter with that? Wendy and I are going to have a Halloween party, and you're invited. Goody, goody. Wow, we hear that guy. Casper's going to let us play with his little friends.