Looking A Lot Like Santa
Song · Capitol Steps · 1 min · 177 words
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Out of every year, as for diets I've tried the meat From Atkins to South Beach, and everyone gives me a bigger rear I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa With my chubby face, I'm so fat that Tamay Chagrin, I know Chaney surely will If we ran our race, I used to be quite a thin guy
Until the day when I discovered those fast-futroned flies And then very shortly I got kinda poorly, it really was a surprise And now my butt is like my lunch, they both are super-sized And begin to look a lot like Santa The way back I tried A celery diet then, an overdose of fin-fend
And still my butt is like a double-white I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa Quite a chunky dude, diets I haven't got a clue, I won't exercise it's true, can't get in the mood.
So there's only one thing to do, called a lawyer said let's soon makers of last food. way after the holidays, trying to get back to normal.
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