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ep08 First Car of Funeral Train

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The European diplomat's argue over who shall write first on a funeral train. A great popular song hit is discovered by accident. Can you imagine that? Well friends, this is Lindsay McCarry back with you again to present with the able assistance of my cohorts of the Nimbleton, another set of strange facts in this session of Can

You Imagine That. After just a minute and a half we'll be back, so be with us, won't you? The initial try at astounding you in this broadcast of Can You Imagine That. It's a selum that we have the dubious pleasure of receiving advice from a burglar for which

may I add, let us be duly grateful, but here's once that happened. On the last day of May, 1911, the Chief of Police of Jersey City received the following letter. The police button in, anoint me greatly, and have prevented me from making a successful haul.

So far I have been unable to get away with anything white-white. In all the houses I have visited in the last three months, I have not gathered up enough to pay me for my energy.

I am beginning to think that Josie City is a collection of tightwatt, signed the slippery kit. The police budding in an army greatly. Fine thing. Well, now let's see what the next item is. To most of us today, probably the archaic, purple, pageantry and pomp, attended upon state affairs in some of the older kingdoms and empires of Europe seem a little out of key, as it

were, with modern progress of civilization. For instance, well, Theodore Roosevelt used to tell a story which aptly illustrates this. He was traveling abroad after his second term as President of the United States, beloved King Edward VII of Great Britain, passed away.

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