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It's a Monster's Holiday

Song · Buck Owens · 2 min · 303 words

The transcript of “It's a Monster's Holiday”, an episode of Buck Owens. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Buck Owens free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Ooh! Frank Bernstein was the first in line and the Wolf man came up next. Dracula was a doin' his stuff, I breathin' down my neck. Jumped like make tracks, here comes the hunchback. Better get outta his way.

Faith be by, by both of them it was a monster's holiday. Well I hop in the bed and I covered up my head Said I'm gonna get a good night's sleep I got woke up about twelve o'clock And I jumped right to my feet There was gremlins and goblins dragons And zombies, lordy what a noble sight

I said good buddy you may get mad But rather let me tell you that it's gonna be after the fight Bank Kunstein was the first in line and the Wolfman came up next Back to a low was I doing his stuff I breathe in down my neck Jump back, make tacks, here comes the hunchback better get out of his way

Faith, faith, by five, oh full vomit was a monster's holiday I pulled Bill well, he took ill and they sent for me to come Well I had to pass by the old graveyard, so I went on the run There was screaming and moaning, wailing and groaning Scary as a mummy's curse, I said good buddy, you may get mad

But brother, let me tell you that you're gonna have to catch me first Great friend Stein was the first in line and the wolf man came up next Fact kill ho, was I doing his stuff? I breathe in down my neck Jump back, make tracks, here comes the hunchback Better get out of his way

Faith be by, by, gold, gold, farm it was a monster holiday Faith be by, by, gold, farm it was a monster holiday Gotcha!

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