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The Flying Saucer

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We interrupt this record to bring you a special bulletin. The reports of a flying saucer hovering over the city have been confirmed. The flying saucers are real. Real will I feel what way? That was the clatter's recording.

Too real. We switch you now to our on the spot reporter downtown. Come on baby let's go downtown. Take it away John Cameron Cameron. This is John Cameron Cameron downtown. Pardon me madam would you tell our audience what would you do if the saucer were to land?

Thank you. And now the thing, Gentleman Bear. What I'm gonna do is hard to tell. Hey, the gentleman with the guitar. What would you do, sir? Oh, just take a walk down the street. Thank you. I'll return you now.

This is your office space. This is your office with a re- That was the pelican's outer space recording earth. I've just been handed a bullet in. The flying saucer has just landed. We switch you again downtown.

Here we are again. We have with us Professor S And now here are the ball scores.

4-3, 6-2, and 8-3. The impact of seeing the first spaceman has this reporter reeling. Here I go really. That was the clatters again with their big one. Oh, this is Don Cameron Cameron again downtown.

The spaceman has returned to his ship and is taking off. We return you now to our studios. The flying saucer has gone. There is no threat of an invasion. the flying saucers are still around.

We are not going to interrupt this record. Yes we are. The flying saucer has landed again. Washington, the Secretary of Defense has just said, Be that ashamed. That was skinny dynamos record.

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