The Creature

You may be wondering why I asked you here today. Well it all started last Saturday night at the movies. My girl and I were watching the creature from the Black Slacks Lagoon. Black Slacks. Black Slacks. Black Slacks.

Oh look! Over there! What is that weird, gruesome looking creature? It's huge! It looks like a giant grasshopper! With a big big on it! It must have come from the ocean floor! Looks like my English teacher.

Thanks, Mr. Niggas, Mr. Niggas, please! It's headed for my girl! What's gonna happen? Goodness gracious! Holy moly! He got them! Oh, look, it's talking to them! They're laughing! Laughing? Laughing? Laughing! Hmm, General H. Metal Miramar here.

Oh, off the army. Maybe. Here for us! Get me Washington! Something's lost here. Some creature! We've got to find it and stop it! On a fud! On a fud! What's that, Sergeant? You found the creature?

On Main Street, you know what to do. I gonna walk right down that speed like... ...BOO-DOG DRUMMING! Cannons have more effect on it. The A-bomb is useless! Everybody stop laughing! We've got to use our secret weapon.

You've been the... Yes, the gun. This is clearly a case for science. Get me Professor Roger Cool. This is cool man. What's your problem? There's a creature loose down here cool. This is a shaky situation.

Oh, I think you and your staff should investigate at once. Oh, okay man. We'll pop over to the first helicopter. Well, here we are man. Beaten greet my crazy girl assistant scientist. It's Bewong! Well hello there big boy!

It's cool, you're just in time boy, and the creature has ooze into a cave! Oooze! Man like what is it? You'll never believe this cool. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! You are going in that cave!