Star52-xx-xx01The Oil Swindle

The Irene Dunn Fred MacMary show starring Irene Dunn as Susan and Fred MacMary as Joe Together in the gay new exciting comedy adventure Right star What happened on the star did you hear what he said to her You know what she told him Yes, the whole town's talking.

The star they're talking about is the morning star, a newspaper. The her they're talking about is Susan, lovely, attractive, headstrong Susan. And to him, well, you can see him right now walking down the street over there.

Yes, and believe me, if he knew what was about to happen, he wouldn't be whistling. Hey, Jack. What do you mean, me? Yeah. a reporter writes pieces of the paper and stuff, ain't you? That's right.

Well, let's step into this alley here. We got an item for you. News, eh? Sure, sure. Right, here's a good place. Yeah, the sun was kind of hot out there anyway. Well, friend, what's this item you got?

Well, it's strictly personal, chum. You've been making inquiry around about consent and the guaranteed, always-flowing, oil-development company, huh? True, I have. Yeah, you've been saying like that company ain't on a level. Well, you might say I entertain certain doubts. Let's make it simple, each of you. You've been saying that you are going to print that stuff in the Hillsdale Morning Star.

Those are my intentions. Well, the president of our company, Mr. Connor Gaston, he asked me to convince you otherwise. Print nothing but praise about our company or I am going to see the June land in the obituary column.

Now that's fair warning, friend. But I think I should tell you that I used to be heavyweight champion of my college. Well, you was a champion, yeah. Don't believe me, eh? Well, yeah, sure, champ, sure, but...