The Littlest Christmas Tree

Just then, as the clock struck midnight on Christmas Eve, a man noticed the little tree. The man was not dressed elegantly. He was actually quite poor. But he saw the tree, and he fell in love with it.

And he said to the owner, how much will it cost to buy this tree? And the owner said, oh, that little tree, I'll give it to you for a quarter. And the man said, that's just right.

And he reached in his threadbare pants and pulled out a shiny quarter and gave it to the man. He picked up the little tree in his arms and took it home. And when he arrived home, his family was delighted with the little tree.

It was going to be a happy Christmas after all. And everyone in the family agreed. It was the best Christmas tree they ever ate. And I'll pissed off at the news.