Professor Beasley Is Murdered

You lit on that chatter, old Professor Beasley, be here any second. That was the last bell. Hey Tom, that was the last bell. And do you know why? History's being made in this classroom this morning.

You mean history's being taught here Sally. Being made. Have you ever known Professor Beasley to be late to class before? No. Hey, that's right. In 30 years of teaching, he's never been late once. Well you ought to know you've been a sophomore that long.

Hey, hey everybody listen, hey listen one of Daniel College's oldest traditions has just been broken. Professor Beasley's late for the first time in 30 years for the first time in his life. And let's hope he never shows up.

What's the joke ladies gentlemen? Hi, hi, hi professor. Good morning Tom. Say yeah Professor Stevens you're gonna unravel the mystery of history for us this morning? If you'll put up with me. What's the matter with old Grumpy, Professor Stevens?

Old Grumpy. You know, Beasley. The Osar puts sick or dead maybe? I fail to see the joke that that remark, ladies and gentlemen, though I have a passing sense of humor, but Professor Beasley will not conduct the class today because he is dead. Matter of fact, he's been murdered.

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